it's 9:57 pm, on August 21, 2014 - tik tok, gon' rock.

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I've no idea what the joke was in the original my name is: "like the crocodile in peter pan" joke, but now at least I look on it as admitting I'm most likely, when things are rough and you need a friend, someone to turn to, someone to to pull you up, when your perilously close to the water's edge and you're surrounded and all the other pirates are gone--

let's just say I'm most likely to be the one waiting in the water, dancing in glee at the thought of getting to devour you whole.

I'm a firm believer in truth in advertising.

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